my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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