Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
