Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Your cock deserves a montage
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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