this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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