It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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