Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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