It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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