thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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