The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
