"it" just moved
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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