I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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