Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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