'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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