I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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