I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I need water and some morals
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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