I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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