You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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