this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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