Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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