Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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