how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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