Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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