i jhust puked up my retainher.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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