I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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