I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
God I need to hump something, right now.
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