Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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