Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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