can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
