My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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