Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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