i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
