Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
