I'm gonna have a badass scar
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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