I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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