Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
