At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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