just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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