but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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