I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Pooping to opera.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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