he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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