u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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