so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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