Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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