margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
