Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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