Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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