Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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