Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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