ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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