My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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