I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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