; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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