Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
