what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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