plz talk dirty to me
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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