Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
